How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane -Johanna Stein Health & Wellbeing Book

How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane -Johanna Stein Health & Wellbeing Book

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How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane

Author: Johanna Stein
Publisher: Da Capo Lifelong Books
Category: Health & Wellbeing, Parenting
Book Format: Hardcover

Looking for the perfect book to help you survive childbirth and parenting with your sanity intact? Look elsewhere. For Johanna Stein (writer/comedian/forward/slash/abuser and occasionally neurotic/immature/way-too-candid mom), parenting is an extreme sport. Her stories from the trenches may not always be shared experiences-Have you ever wondered if your baby's soft spot is like a delete key? Trained your preschooler for a zombie invasion? Accused a nearly nude stranger of being pregnant? Made sweet, bimonthly love to your spouse while your toddler serenaded you through the adjoining wall? Attempted to calm your screaming baby on an airplane with a hand puppet, only to have it lead to one of the most disgusting experiences of your life?-but they will always make you laugh. So, no, this book won't teach you how to deal with nipple blisters or Oedipal complexes. But if you want to learn why you should never attempt to play a practical joke in the hospital delivery room, then you're in the right place.

About Johanna Stein

As a writer, director, and actor, Johanna Stein's work has appeared on Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, PBS, HBO, CBS, the Oxygen Network, VH1, the Disney Channel, and all across the Internets, where her comedy shorts, PSAs, and popular Yahoo! web series "Life of Mom" have been viewed millions of times. In addition to her TV and film work, Johanna's essays have been published in such outlets as the New York Times, Parents Magazine, and the Huffington Post.Johanna lives in Southern California with her husband, their daughter, and a tiny boy-faced dog who once ate a couch.johannastein.com

GTIN: 9780738217345

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