


On the run from romantic disasters and a failed career, Peter Tunstable flees to Cyprus . . . the one place where escape is impossible! There he becomes ensnared in small-time crook Mister Costas crazy scheme to defraud the EU of 50 million Euros, while also freeing thirty trafficked girls from the Russian mafia. As things go pear-shaped for Peter, he confronts a modern day Cult of Aphrodite, battling self-doubt, a knife-wielding maniac, two sex-crazed archaeologists and a roomful of ancient erotica to prove himself a man and win the heart of the woman he . . . likes very much.
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Estimated Delivery Time Frame: 5 - 10 business days