


Intelligent abuse to keep the idiots at bay. Ever found yourself lost for words when dealing with the idiots in your life? Then this is the perfect book for you! Just flip the pages (all 50 of them) to the most suitable phrase and leave in a prominent place for those irritating twits to read instead of bothering you. This flipbook is spiral bound and can be stood on a desk for easy insulting. A brilliant and humorous novelty gift for yourself or a friend who needs a helping hand to keep idiots away, Great for birthdays and christmas!
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We ship across Australia, including major cities like: Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide, Canberra, Newcastle and the Gold Coast
1. Change of Mind Returns
You may return unused and unaltered items within 30 days of the original purchase date for a refund or exchange.
The product must be unused, in the same condition that you received it, and in its original packaging.
If the item has been used, altered, or is missing original packaging, it may not be eligible for a return or refund.
Please note:
Return postage costs for change of mind returns are at the customer’s expense.
Sale items are not eligible for refund unless they are faulty or not as described.
2. Faulty or Damaged Product Returns
We offer a remedy (replacement or refund) for any faulty or damaged products.
If you receive a product that is defective, damaged, or not as described, you are entitled to a remedy, which may include a replacement or refund, depending on the issue.
Return Process for Faulty or Damaged Products:
Please contact us immediately if your product is defective or damaged. We may request photographs or other proof of the issue.
We will assess the product and provide a solution
If the product has a manufacturing fault, we will cover return postage costs.
Estimated Delivery Time Frame: 2 - 5 business days