Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable Saga of an Insufferable Family Paperback

Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable Saga of an Insufferable Family Paperback

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Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable Saga of an Insufferable Family

Author: Gillian Fetlocks
Publisher: Thomas Dunne Books
Category: Parodies & Spoofs
Book Format: Paperback

“This book is the reason I do not read. Also, I can never find my glasses.” ―Jerry Atric

“Dense prose from an equally dense author. Addictively ignorable.” ―Lord Gordon Ramshorn

“Excruciating. No one can make a long story longer than Gillian Fetlocks.” ―Walter Wallcarpeting, English Critical Study and Care Unit

“Bursting with mediocrity.” ―Unbearable and Pretentious Monthly

“In the perfect world, Fetlocks' execution of this volume would lead directly to Fetlocks' actual execution.” ―Her Majesties’ Review of Tasteful Books

“A throwback to UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS… a crackling examination of the Edwardian economic divide, and a peek behind closed doors at the differences and similarities between the aristocracy and servant classes, and… well, let's just say it's a lot like UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS. I mean, it really is.” ―Dorothy Kernels Woodwind, author of I'm Much Smarter Than You And Always Will Be - So There!

“Weak entertainment.” ―Entertaining Weakly

GILLIAN FETLOCKS is the author of more than a dozen books, including the popular Detective Crumpet series, featuring the eponymous crime-solving pastry, which was filmed as a BBC miniseries. His memoir, Not Gay, Just British, has been translated into seventeen languages, though only actually read in three. BILLY FROLICK, the voice behind Fetlocks, is a screenwriter who wrote the script for Madagascar. He is also author of the national bestselling parody The Ditches of Edison County.

About Gillian Fetlocks

Gillian Fetlocks is the author of more than a dozen books, including the popular Detective Crumpet series, featuring the eponymous crime-solving pastry, which was filmed as a BBC miniseries. His memoir, Not Gay, Just British, has been translated into seventeen languages, though only actually read in three. Billy Frolick, the voice behind Fetlocks, is a screenwriter who wrote the script for Madagascar. He is also author of the national bestselling parody The Ditches of Edison County.

GTIN: 9781250031235

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